modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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21.Sep.14 19 hours ago

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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21.Sep.14 1 day ago

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

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21.Sep.14 1 day ago
21.Sep.14 1 day ago

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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20.Sep.14 2 days ago

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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20.Sep.14 2 days ago