tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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23.Aug.14 1 week ago

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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23.Aug.14 1 week ago

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

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23.Aug.14 1 week ago

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

what the FUCK people can WHOLE chickens?!!

ok i was talking about “canned whole chickens” not people are able to whole chickens

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23.Aug.14 1 week ago

loltias:

when you say you’re sick when you’re not feeling attractive and someone says “yeah, you don’t look good.”

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29.Jul.14 1 month ago
29.Jul.14 1 month ago